. . .On this week’s episode of Glee, I learned that the Bible is an okay book but that its message is just a little outdated. I learned we don’t have to take the Bible’s message seriously because, well, because for one they did not have the internet back then, you know, and it, among other things, makes life more complicated and things more difficult for us. If the Bible was written today, according to Glee, it would word things differently. The Bible, according to Glee, is not contemporary, but it’s kind of cute.
This kind of “programming” makes me sad. Furthermore, it also makes my skin crawl. …

